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Intelligence is like clean underwear, you have got to have it, but you shouldn't show it off. Unless you are the sexiest man alive, who should run around nude.
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Well I must say it would been a bit more interesting had the FSM been doing what he was talking about, but that would have require work lol. I must say you sure were not kidding about the amount of words used in this flash. The FSM goes on and on and on, you get the idea.
Author's Response:
Do you honestly expect true animation from me, let alone the kind of work needed to portray the erotic noodle-sex/rape/snuff in this tale? Heh, you know me better than that. :-D
This flash is indeed the longest I've ever made...even longer than Slash's Clock Day, which clocked in (LOLGETIT) at around nine minutes!
I make flash like I make love...hard, long...repetitive tweening motion for a few hundred frames...
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I feel like I went through a time warp on this one. Yea for anytone you actually looks at reviews before watching, this is a nice tut, but unfortunatly does not work for newer versions of flash.
Plus most people would not go through the trouble of this, they go to the several sites that have the fla for this game and just use that as the basis of the flash. I seen that few too many times. I give you credit for being orginal though.
Author's Response:
Haha, well thanks for that. :)
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I have heard the stories about a few of this songs having a hidden message, but I wonder who first thought of listing to things backwards anyway. They had so called experts and they always seem to come to different conlusions with this stuff. It would been cool to have more songs. In a way I think people hear what they want to hear.
Author's Response:
Yeah, this brings up a bad, bad chapter in the history of 64. Basically, during its production, my dad found out about my terrible grades and made me delete Flash.
Along the lines, I had lost the FLA so I couldn't continue it.
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I like the sword squence with the fairy was worth a chuckle.
The final fight squence was a bit unexpected, I was expecing this long drawn out fight with the sword etc, but I got the surprised bby what happened. I'm glad I watched this after you removed the next button, I am not a big fan of those. The story moves along nicly, and not too fast.
Author's Response:
Haha cool. I was counting on the "shock value".
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Well I like the fact there are 4 different games to play. Now while they are not the best games, was a good idea to put them together.
The bulls eye is pretty basic and fun. The Chicken shooting game a bit frustrating took me the longest to get the feel for. I only missed to rupee's, almost make me want to say sorry to rupeeclock. Kill navi game made me feel are warm, annoying little thing that it is
Author's Response:
Haha, that was my goal, counting on how much the players were annoyed by her.
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I playeda few tiems getting 200 points the first few times the 4th time I played I had one match to go then one of cards that I had already matched turned over and I matched the last one and got 10 points. Other than that this is a good game. It is fun for a while.
I noticed there tend to be some patterns, maybea bit more randomness with where the cards end up.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review. I don't know why that glitch happened, though. o_O
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The sound quality is really good on this. The sparing use of characters and background works extreamly well for this flash, due to the song you choose. I like how the flash follows along withthe music and what it's about. Make ita very nice flash to watch, kind of chills you out. Nice work
Author's Response:
Haha, thanks a bunch! This was actually the second submission of this. like a week before I didn't know how to stream the music, so it kept going out of sync.
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Well I like the fact that you didn't use a flat paddle. Interesting concept on points. I played to level 5 twie, it did get harder as you went along which is nice. The best thing was that it was a little different than the normal pong. Call it the saving grace, there is not a lot you can do with this type of game.
Author's Response:
True. Now a game like this but kind of a Breakout style would be great, unfortunately that was beyond the level of my past expertise.
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Nice start, the movement of the ship is so slow, but fortunatly so are the asteroids. I honestly got bored playing it, I know this is an older work and seethat if you redid this now could do a much better job. If you ever revisit this, add more difficulty as you get a higher score. Power ups, and other kings of things.
Author's Response:
Well, I don't like to change old games, because its cool to go down the Submission list and see how I've improved.
But yeah, I think it's because when you fire the laser, it continues to the right, but it never deletes itself so you have hundreds of flying, off-screen clips that lag the shit out of it.
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why oh why...this was so promissing, this could been a contender, but you had to rush it.
Not even fishing it. This would have such a better score had you finished it, I talking 4+ easy. As your really getting into the flash it like poof, lamo, excuse, lazyness. Please don't repeat this.
Author's Response:
Really sorry about that. :/
I'm glad at least you thought it was good while it lasted, though. And thank you for pointing out my historically inaccurate guns.
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